Just because someone hasn't won an Oscar doesn't mean they don't deserve a golden statuette. This sparkling sailor wants to help you celebrate a special occasion, or honor a certain someone. And yes, once he's out of the envelope, he'll stand at attention like a real statue. Pop this muscle-bound mariner in the post and say "Congratulations Matey!" (But if you decide to keep him for yourself, that's okay. We understand.)

Card with envelope measures 3 3/4 inches wide by 7 1/2 inches long.