Hey Baby, do you come here often?

How can you dance with those shades on? Here - let me hold them for you. Yeah, my mustache looks good, but it's also fully functional.

It's no problem. Trust me. I'm strong enough to hold the hippest of shades. Or your regular glasses, if you'd like me to. Anything you want, baby, anything you want.

Package measures 5 1/2 inches wide by 4 1/2 inches tall by 2 inches deep.